Hello, I am Ky Mori. You might not know me but I definitely remember you. I saw your story in the national enquirer. I would like to clear up a misunderstanding about the time you believe you were abducted but actually came to my house.
My family and I live in an unusual house. It’s a dome that is made out of light metal tubing and a special clear plastic. Since my parents are computer software designers, they own many bright and blinking machines. Every Christmas we eat Japanese food and watch “ It’s a wonderful life.” I believe you might have mistaken the house and blinking lights for a flying saucer and us in our red flannel pajamas for aliens. Furthermore my mother made a joke about saving room for turkey dinner which you misinterpreted as “save the moon for Kirdy Dickus.” When you were departing we gave you a flashlight and a yellow rain poncho that I suppose you still have.
I hope you have come to realize that you were not abducted by aliens but rather introduced to new technology by our family. I am sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you ever get a phone you may contact me at 6963333. Thank you.